Smell Bent Holiday Happening Reviews

Well Smell Bent has put out another really chic limited edition collection.  I do so enjoy a sanely sized LE collection so I really appreciate this collections well curated petite size.  I ordered the full sample set which is $18 including shipping and had my order in about a week.  I have reviewed for you, the entirety of the Holiday Happening collection!

Lady Dreidelhiba and sandalwood spun with vanilla, chocolate gelt, orris and soft musk.

In bottle:  Sandalwood and sugar.

Wet on skin:  The sandalwood is right up front with the chocolate following closely behind.  The soft musk makes a strong appearance a couple of minutes in.

Dry on skin:  Upon dry down this smells likes a room with really good expensive incense after someone has had sex in it. (did you just read that?  Yep.  I must be feeling saucy today)

Verdict:  This is a bottle must have for me.


Dead Of Winteranise liquor, vanilla, heliotrope, cedar and zombie musk.      smellies …. arrrrhhgggggg

In bottle:  Slightly spicy black jelly beans.

Wet on skin:  It smells ‘cold’ and black licoricey.  I can definitely pick out the heliotrope but the vanilla really grounds it and gives it a creamy vibe.

Dry on skin:  This scent is almost…….velvety smelling.  What does velvet smell like?  This!  Plush and rich and it’s got a dark and cool edge to it.  I can definitely smell the anise but it’s softened by the vanilla and what I think is the zombie musk.

Verdict: Anise/licorice lovers rejoice!   I love this and it will be bottle purchase for me.


Bolshe Vixenhazelnuts roasted with vanilla, cocoa, cinnamon, nutmeg and creamy woods.

In bottle:  Cocoa and soft spice.

Wet on skin:  Hmmm…a little bit of all the notes!   I get nuts, some luminous cocoa and soft wood.

Dry on skin:  This smells like rich, real cocoa and tasty spices have been stored in a wood box.  It’s soft and luxurious though.  This would be equally amazing on a boy or girl.

Verdict: Um, yet another bottle buy for me!


Ice Station Zebrahowling arctic winds, cracking ice, frozen earth,  and crisp evergreen buried under a drift of snowy musk.

In bottle:  Mint and evergreen.

Wet on skin:  Brisk and green right up front.  The two mixed together definitely gives it a frozen and icy feel.    And a little like menthol or Ben Gay!   (which I kind of like)

Dry on skin:  Everything has softened considerably but it’s still very brisk and wintery smelling.   I get the icy, cold and evergreen feel for sure.

Verdict:  I would love to smell this on a boy.  It’s a bit brisk for me all on it’s own, but it would be really nice layered over a sweet candy scent.


Winter Lovevintage red patchouli mellowed out with incense, tonka, blood cedar, vetiver and sandalwood.

In bottle:  Hippy dippy patchouli!  (this oil is very thick!)

Wet on skin:   Oh yeah, calling all hippies!  I get patchouli right up in your face with blood cedar and vetiver lurking off to the side.

Dry on skin:   The patchouli is still ‘right there’ and this is a very in your face head shop type of patchouli.   With the incense and sandalwood it’s earthy and very grounded.

Verdict:   Straight up hippie, head shop but done in an expensive and thoughtful way.  Patchouli lovers take note!


If you are interested in any of these oils, you can check them out here:

Published by Hottie McNaughty

Hottie was a local burlesque performer and producer in the Seattle area. She now spends her day rallying for pet health insurance and here evenings running The Rhinestone Housewife.

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