2014 Arcana Yule Collection At The Rhinestone Housewife

Hello hotties!   Are you ready for the holidays?  We are!    And The Rhinestone Housewife is so excited to be bringing to you the new Arcana 2014 Yule collection.  This collection will have something for everyone; whether you like sweet, spicy, naughty or nice there will be something just for you.  This collection is available for pre-order and should ship out within a week.    Just in time for Kramp….err, Santa.


The Krampus Collection

While Santa Claus leaves his comfortable home at the North Pole only once a year, Krampus is a traveler, a vagrant, an unwelcome transient who picks up his mail in Hell. Sure, Santa lets him tag along in the sleigh, but while Santa is munching down cookies and basking in love, what does Krampus get? Fear and scorn. No wonder he’s so miffed!

Come to Krampus:  An intoxicating invitation to the underworld. Blackest musk, charred vanilla beans, kush, thick opium, and oudh.

Krampusnacht:  Old leather, infernal smoke, vintage patchouli, cubeb, ho wood, a drop of fir oil, and a touch of brisk Alpine night air.

Krampus Nog:  Eggnog with vodka, rum, sweet cream, nutmeg, and wicked amber.

Lebkuchen Krampus:  Gingerbread Krampus? Yes please! Blood red musk flows through intense gingerbread, chai spices, cardamom, white pepper, incense, and sweet clove.

Ribbons & Teddy Bears:  What remains after Krampus takes the children. Remnants of French vanilla and pistachio ice creams, apricot jam, sugared peach, melty chocolate, sticky candy canes, orange peels, and sweet coconut.

Schnaps mit Krampus:  If Krampus comes to your house, you’d best pass him the bottle. A boozy, rummy blend of apple, tangerine, and pear schnaps over woodsmoke, labdanum, and a hint of Arcana’s Growl blend.

And more Yule…

Gersemi:  Beautiful Gersemi is the daughter of Freyja and the Norse goddess of precious objects. Perfect vanilla, frozen honey, white chocolate, oudh, skin musk, and one drop of patchouli.

Hnossa:  Lovely Hnossa is Gersemi’s sister and the Norse goddess of desire. Sugar cookies with frosted tuberose petals, white tiare, gardenia, star jasmine, skin musk, ivory musk, and pink sugar.

McNaughty Nog:  Exclusive to The Rhinestone Housewife! Eggnog, Arcana’s beloved yellow cake note, rum, fresh milk, nutmeg, and a drizzle of toasty caramel.

Oscura:  For the long, dark nights. Vanilla oleoresin, pure sandalwood, benzoin, balsam of Peru, 10 year aged labdanum absolute, cassia, Omani frankincense, and white cognac oil.

Winter’s Wolves:  The scent of the Great Forest itself: a silent blanket of snow, fir needle, juniper, black spruce, cold white violets, and a small howl of peppermint.

Label art by Alexandria Noel

Stay off the naughty list!

On the naughty list?  That's ok, we don't care!  (P.S. Hottie's on the naughty list EVERY year)
On the naughty list? That’s ok, we don’t care! (P.S. Hottie’s on the naughty list EVERY year)

Published by Hottie McNaughty

Hottie was a local burlesque performer and producer in the Seattle area. She now spends her day rallying for pet health insurance and here evenings running The Rhinestone Housewife.

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