Villainess Smack Now Available At The Rhinestone Housewife

Hello hotties!    We’re excited to bring you more of our popular Villainess products, this time we’re presenting Smack! at The Rhinestone Housewife.   What is Smack! you ask?  Well, let me tell you.

Villainess describes Smack! as “The Villainess Smack! is a big wet kiss of luxury. A gentle blend of foaming agents, spiked liberally with skin loving vegetables oils – grapeseed, cherry kernel, cococnut – and anti-oxidant Orchid Extract, and laced with botanicals and cane sugar to simultaneously cleanse, buffer, and exfoliate. Smack! is free of parabens, lauryl sulfates, propylene glycol, FD&C dyes, and phthalates and is available in 23,751 fragrances.”  While we won’t be bringing you 23, 751 different varieties, we think you’ll find something you like in what we chose, with more to be added soon!

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Birth Rite Smack! – Layers of Incense, Buttercream Cupcake and Spicetrade, topped with a scoop of Berry Patch.

Black Citrus Smack! – Equal portions of cool Coconut Milk, sweet Vanilla Bean, deep Unearthed and bright Fresh Squeezed Citrus.

Black Out Smack! – Two scoops of Incense sweetened with Chocolate Mousse and Honey Nut.

Bonfire Days Smack! – Equal portions Bonfire, Bluegrass, Redwoods and Vanilla Bean.

Candy Cane Cupcake Smack! –  Exquisite equal portions of our chilling Mint Medley, tooth-aching Candy Floss, Buttercream Cupcake, and sublime Vanilla Bean.

Cherry Cordial Smack! – One perfect scoop of Cherries Jubilee, nestled in a gooey Vanilla Bean cream and encased in two decadent scoops of Chocolate Mousse.

Coffee Break Smack! – A scoop of too-strong Espresso, a sweet touch of Honeynut, Buttercream Cupcake, and a single dose of Spice Trade.

Crushed Smack! – Two decadent layers of Chocolate Mousse with a single grounding scoop of Red Woods, and a fresh, sweet Raspberry Plum.

DST Smack! – Cold November mornings – too early, too cold and not nearly enough caffeine. Falling leaves and Red Woods, Espresso with a warm shot of Spice Trade, and a creamy touch of Vanilla Bean.

Exhumation Smack! – Layers of visceral Raspberry Plum goo, Chocolate Mousse treats, tooth-rotting Candy Floss and the grave’s own Unearthed filth.

Exsanguination Smack! – Crimson pools of Cherries Jubilee, Raspberry Plum and Berry Patch and drips of dragon’s blood-rich Incense.

Goldflake Smack! – Two scoops of Honey Nut spliced with Spice Trade and Incense.

Grenade Smack!  – Exquisitely tart portions of Limeade and Fresh Squeezed Citrus with a sweet punch of Cherries Jubilee and Raspberry Plum.

Harvest Peach Smack! – Celebrate the transition from summer’s warmth to autumn’s chill with a scoop of Georgia Peach, one Fresh Squeezed Citrus, one Spice Trade and deep Unearthed.

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