I’m destashing a ton of my costume stuff pretty cheap. I’m always willing to combine and accept other, reasonable offers. Leave a comment or email me at h.mcnaughty at gmail dot com
Austin has been great so far. Last night the Mr. and I went out to a Brazilian steak house and had a great dinner. I treated myself to two martinis (which were delicious!) and boy did I feel it the next day! The restaurant was called Fogo de Chao and it’s an interesting way to experience meat, lemme tell ya. They have good looking boy walking around with skewers of meat and you just take what you want. They had everything from bacon wrapped chick breast to pork loin to lamb chops. We ate. A lot. Which leads into my FOTD post….
My face us puffy from all the salt and meat! Puffy and swollen I tell you! Anyhoo, I soldiered on and have some pics for you. They’re not the prettiest but well here they are.
Face: Holika Holika BB Cream in Baby Bloom, Tick: Tock Face Time powder.
Cheeks: Meow Ginger Torch
Lips: Venomous gloss in Hypnotize
Eyes: MAC pain in Untitled, then Tick: Tock tester primer. Tick: Tock pigment in Salvador Dali in crease and Venomous Pegasus on lid and up to brow. Meow Sexpot just under brow. One coat of black mascara.
Today we went and had lunch and drinks. We had fried pickles and blood may’s at Jackelope then went and did some shopping and checked out the museum of the weird. In the back they have a side show performer and a cool little room with horror movie stuff in it. There was the Mummy, Wolfman and Kind Kong!
I got some photos during and after the performance. It was kinda cool because we were the only ones in the audience.
After that I needed another bloody mary so we stopped at Casino El Camino and had verde chilli cheese fries.
Tonight is more food and another burlesque show….whoo-hooo!
Today kicks off my 90 days of beauty challenge that I’m going to try to finish. Although not makeup related I thought this post was filled with beauty none the less!
Emily and I were very excited to head down to Portland for the Vampire’s Masquerade Ball to vend for Haute Under The Collar. It was the tenth anniversary of the event so it was expected to be bigger and better than ever and we’re always down for a road trip. The place was packed by 9:30! There were some amazing costumes and tried to get photos of our client in our ties.
Dear Continental Airlines,
First off let me say that I really don’t normally get upset about travel SNAFU’s. There are so many minute details that all have to come together to make for flawless travel that it’s pretty rare when it happens. Not to mention having to remove shoes and jackets, and still requiring the extra Hottie hair pat down after the cosmic ray scanner. When I was little, traveling was fun and kind of glamorous, now it’s all about getting from point A to point B with as little hassle as possible. So I try really hard to be patient and just go with the flow.
On my recent trip to New Orleans with Iva Handfull we traveled via Continental Airlines to the New Orleans Burlesque Festival. With the exception of the hour long baggage drop at SeaTac the trip down was a breeze with no delays and our luggage made it no problems. The trip back proved a little more problematic. It started out innocently enough and we got to the bag drop, all checked in online. The line wasn’t too bad and we get to the counter and our luggage is whisked away. It wasn’t until we were heading to security that we realize the lady didn’t ask for our ID. I’m pretty sure I have ID checked whenever I check luggage, and Iva agreed as well. We breeze through security(with the exception of the enhanced Hottie hair pat down and subsequent cosmic rays) and wait to board.
We were about forty minutes late taking off from NOLA which then caused us to miss our connecting flight in Houston. After much running around from Terminal C to B, back to C and then landing at Terminal E (and a VERY nice Alaska Airlines agent-wish we’d flown Alaska!) I was informed by a surly Continental/United gate agent that I had to check in with Continental/United customer service. We head to customer service and the agent tells us that there is room on the next flight out at 9:05pm and we’re all booked. Yay! We ask about our luggage and were informed that it would go out on the next flight as well. Double yay! We board the plane and land in Seattle on time.
We head to the baggage claim and wait. And wait. And wait. No luggage so we head to the Delayed Baggage Information agent desk which is through the hobbit door and takes you into the Land Of Lost Luggage. Without saying hi or can I help you? the customer service agent holds out her hand and says, “baggage ticket”. Oh, that’s how you want to play, huh? I whipped out and slapped down my baggage ticket and she informs me that our luggage should be landing in Houston shortly. Huh? I thought it was already in Houston? She told me it hadn’t even left NOLA on the correct flight in the first place. Three huge suitcases containing our burlesque costumes and the entire inventory of ties that we took to vend at NOBF. We are issued a Delayed Baggage Information file reference number and told that it our bags should land in Seattle in the AM and they would be couriered out to us.
The next day, I call the Continental Airlines Baggage Resolution Center (aka The Land Of Lost Luggage) and am informed that my bag will be landing in Seattle at 1pm and will go out on the 3pm truck for delivery. I confirm my address and am told it will be delivered between 3pm and 9pm. 10pm rolls around and nothing to I once again call the Resolution Center. The agent that time acted shocked that I didn’t have it because according to the courier company it was delivered. Uh no, it hasn’t been. She contacts the courier company and they tell her it’s on the truck for delivery. I ask about compensation and the agent said I could get some ‘vouchers’. I tell her that I just want my $35 fee back that I paid for the bag and she tells me that’s not possible. Midnight rolls around and I finally just call the courier company directly and the lady that answered tells me the drivers said they couldn’t deliver it that night because they all had to be back by 2:30am to pick up bags at hotels. What the what? I have no clue what she was talking about but she promises my bag will be delivered between 9-11am the next morning. Because it’s now a work day for me, I tell them they need to change the delivery address to my place of work since that’s where I’ll be during the ‘guaranteed delivery’ window.
I get to work and the hours roll by. At 10:30 I call the courier service again and am told that the lady last night gave me the wrong window, it’s supposed to be 9am to 1pm. I inform her that my place of business closes from 1-2 for lunch so the driver would have to make sure it was before 1:00. I ask the agent to let the driver know that we were closed at that time and she assured me she would. 12:50 rolls around and no suitcase. This time, just for shits and giggles I call the Airlines Baggage Resolution Center again and thankfully the agent I got this time was the only person during the whole FUBAR situation that seemed to know what she was doing. I don’t know her last name, but her first name was Donna and she was an angel. I’d like to take a moment to thank Donna and Continental/United should thank her as well because she single handedly kept me as a customer. She was appalled that I didn’t have my bag, immediately contacted the driver of the courier company who assured her he’d have it to me by 1pm. Donna told me to call her after I got my bag back and she’d make sure my compensation was significantly higher than my $35 bag fee.
1:05 rolls around and I clock out and we lock up for lunch. At 1:35 my cell phone rings and it’s the delivery driver with my bag. He tells me that he was never informed that we closed at 1pm for lunch and agrees to wait until we’re back in the office at 2pm. At 2:20 he shows up and I’ve got my bag back. I call Donna and she issues me a generous travel voucher good for a year on Continental/United Airlines.
Congratulations Continental for the single worst luggage experience I’ve ever had. It’s actually quite impressive that although my luggage was never technically ‘lost’ there didn’t seem to be a single person that could deliver one suitcase 45 minutes north of Seattle in less than two days. Bravo.
BOOBIES for WOOBIES! – A Fundraiser for the Women/Children’s Shelters of Snohomish County, Produced by Discontinued Trim Productions!
The Non-Profit, Women/Children’s Shelters of Snohomish County, serve to meet the physical and emotional needs of Women and their children, by providing nutritious meals, a warm and safe shelter, and as much strength and support the volunteer staff have to offer.
Help us raise funds, by joining us for one night, and one night only of a spectacular mix of Burlesque, Boylesque, Cabaret, Comedy, Drag and Bellydance . This Variety Show is one that you won’t want to MISS! Come see an incredible array of talented performers express themselves in so many different ways and all for the same cause.
TICKETS & VENUE
Pre Sale Tickets $15 – Tickets at Door $20
Location: Theatre off Jackson
409 7th Avenue S., Seattle, WA
Must be 21+ to attend
Doors open at 6:30 pm
Show starts at 7:00 pm
Hosted by None other: “The Man, The Mystery, The Mustache” Ernie Von Schmaltz
– Christine Anne
– Heidi Von Haught
– Hottie McNaughty
– Iva Handfull
– Jo Jo Stiletto
– Kendra Hayes
– The Luminous Pariah
– Miss Elaine Yes
– Pinky Shines
– Ruby Whiines
Raffle Tickets can be purchased at the show, or bring an item to donate and receive a Raffle ticket. REMEMBER….. WE RAFFLE AMAZING GOODIES donated and/or made by our very own talented performers and other folks from our community.
Greatest needs for the shelter are listed below.
1. Toiletries (such as lotions, deodorants, feminine products, towels)
2. Gently used or new Blankets
3. Gently used of new coats
4. Kids games, books, and clothing
PINUPS & PASTIES Burlesque Entertainment presented by Bachelor Pad Magazine and The Pinup Angels. Hosted by Java of Bachelor Pad Magazine, featuring performances by a cast of Seattle’s most talented stripteasers, and a parade of pinups by The Pinup Angels.
Event Dates: Feb 19, 2011 7:00 PM
Jesse Belle Jones
Evilyn Sin Claire
Miss Kitty Baby
Hosted by Java
Featuring The Pinup Angels in the Parade Of Pinups
PINUPS & PASTIES presented by Bachelor Pad Magazine and The Pinup Angels.
Hosted by Java of Bachelor Pad Magazine. Featuring performances by a cast of Seattle’s most talented and sexiest stripteasers. Showcasing a parade of pinups by The Pinup Angels with signed pinup prints available. Local designers will be on site providing all of your showgirl needs for sale.
Bachelor Pad Magazine is the nation’s premier publication dedicated to ‘Booze, Babes, and Burlesque’. It features models, performers, and contributing writers from the pinup, burlesque, and mid-century fanatic scenes. Java regulary donates copies to Bachelor Pad Magazine to the Pinup Angels to be sent to our troops overseas.
The Pinup Angels are a group of local and national Pin-up Girls who use their pinup images to raise funds to send care packages to our troops serving overseas. The Pinup Angels were founded by U.S. Marine, Pinup Girl, and Burlesque Performer Miss Kitty Baby.
The Pinup Angels: Pinups Supporting Our Troops
Jet City Burlesque is excited to present some of Seattle’s finest performing artists while we come to together to support The Progressive Animal Welfare Society.
PAWS is a champion for animals—rehabilitating injured and orphaned wildlife, sheltering and adopting homeless cats and dogs, and educating people to make a better world for animals and people.
PAWS has taken in at least eight bear cubs this year and it costs $70 per wee…k, per cub just to feed them. Bear cubs are much like teenage boys…they really will eat you out of house and home!
With an array of wonderful talent to pull from in Seattle and surrounding areas, Jet City Burlesque often sets out to show you the comical, the sultry, the beautiful and the bawdy with their performance selections. Always looking to help out the community, JCB produces shows that benefit an array of very worthy causes, all while delighting the audience.
Seattle has two great things going for it: A vibrant performing arts community as well as a generous community dedicated to animal welfare. Isn’t it time those two come together for an extraordinary night of fun and philanthropy?
Bear-ly Naked Cabaret
A Charity Cabaret Show Benefiting The Progressive Animal Welfare Society
Our hostess for the evening:
Our illustrious performers:
Hottie McNaughty will be on hand to keep it tidy and Pinky Shines and Ruby Whiines will be our raffle mavens for the evening.
Saturday, January 15th, doors at 8pm, show at 9pm
The Baltic Room
1207 Pine Street
Tickets will be $27 in advance or $30 at the door. There are a very limited number of couches that are available for $99. Please email Hottie at email@example.com for details! All other seating is first come, first serve. Everyone receives a door prize ticket and raffle prizes will include a complimentary 3 night stay at Roscoe’s Ranch, two art prints by Matt The Photographer, two Jet City Burlesque party packs and more to be announced!
Bear-ly Naked Cabaret is sponsored by:
The Baltic Room
Northwest Auto Salon
Just got back from New Orleans where we went for the New Orleans Burlesque Festival. I love that city so much. The food was divine, the liquor flowed freely and the entertainment was fabulous! Wed spent our days between Harrah’s and the Hilton. Both were nice but I preferred Harrah’s. Their bathrooms were pretty epic and the hotel itself was beautiful.
Thursday night was the VIP pre party. Matt and I went and met quite a few fun people.
Later that night Matt and I hit one of the bars at Harrah’s. I thought the bartender had the hots for me because he kept giving me free drinks all night but then I found out it was ladies night. Haha! The actual bar was made out of ice, nice for keeping your drinks frosty cold.
Not one of my finest moments. Heh.
That pretty much summed up my night. I went back to the hotel and Matt and Chris went out and foraged the wilds of the French Quarter for food. They ended up at Yo Mamma’s for burgers. At this point Matt was what will always be called “Double Rainbow” drunk. He was quite content with life.
The next day we headed back down to the French Quarter for lunch. We ended up at Stanley’s which was awesome! I had an eggs benedict poor boy. Yum, yum, yum.
I have no idea why, but we some some of the coolest vintage bicycles in New Orleans. Here are just two:
Friday night we went out to dinner with Bob and Shanna who were nice enough to hook us up with a hotel room for our entire stay! We ate at Besh in Harrah’s and the martini’s were flowing!
Late Friday night was the Risque Soiree at the House Of Blues. What a fun night! The show ran really well and I got to see a ton of new performers.
Saturday morning brought beignets and coffee from Cafe Du Monde:
Saturday night brought Ready, Set Strip! at The Parrish in the House Of Blues. It was a fabulous show and we got a chance to get some snap shots back stage.
After the show on Saturday we went and walked down Bourbon Street. The only way I could think to describe it was a line from one of my favorite movies, “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautions.” And to make things even more fun I was still dressed as Hottie.
Sunday the Mr. and I got out and did some touristy stuff. First we went to the Aquarium of the Americas. It was actually a lot of fun! And air conditioned! Then we got to ride down the Mississippi on a riverboat. It was pretty cool and we got to see some things you only get to see from the water.
Later that day we rode a riverboat up and down the Mississippi River! It was actually really cool and I’m super glad we did it. It was an authentic steamboat with the huge paddle and everything. The paddle was easily 25 feet in diameter. The whistle was super cool and they even had a lady playing a calliope!
Later that night we went catting around. We ended up at the Carousel Bar where we had the worst waiter in the history of drink serving. Next was Daisy Duke’s where we had crawdads, fried green tomatoes, jalapeno poppers and gumbo. Dang that was the perfect finish to a booze filled night. I love New Orleans….strolling around the French Quarter with a frosty cold hurricane in my hand and my honey by my side.
The next day the Mr. and I walked around the French Quarter some more, ate more delicious food and sweat. A lot. It was 90 degrees every day and killer humidity. Monday night we went on our Haunted History tour. It was so much fun! I admit that I’d already had a margarita and a hurricane so I don’t remember the names of all the places that we visited.
The first was a house where a mistress had died of exposure on the roof. Supposedly on very cold stormy nights you can see her naked form, exposed by the chimney.
The Andrew Jackson Hotel was our next stop. There was a family tragedy there and the building was turned into a boys school. All kinds of mischievous things happen there like people’s cameras taking pics from the ceiling while they are sleeping at night.
The next stop on the tour was Lafitte’s Blacksmith Bar. Jean Lafitte was a pretty successful pirate who helped Andrew Jackson defeat the English army at the Battle Of New Orleans. Being a pirate, he had all the ammo and brought together people of all cultures to defeat the British. No one really knows for sure if this was his house, but it has been a bar or tavern for quite a while so many nefarious things have happened there.
Something happened right as I was taking this photo. I’m going to preface this with Very clearly to my right I heard a woman ask me to open the door. There was a woman that was also taking the tour standing to my right so I asked her to repeat what she’d said and she looked at me completely blank and stated she hadn’t said anything. I whipped around to Matt who was on my left told him what I’d heard. He said he didn’t hear anything and that the other lady definitely hadn’t said anything. I have no idea what it was but I definitely heard a ladies voice clearly asking me to open the door. No clue but it was a new experience for me.
We next went to an old house known as the LaLaurie House. The rich woman was suspected of torturing her slaves in unspeakable ways. The rich lady had an odd habit of leaving during the middle of her parties and she would always return wearing a new dress. A slave jumped to her death during a party and they found a torture chamber hidden in the house. She changed her dress because she would go torture slaves in the middle of her own party and would have stained her dress with blood and gore.
We grabbed something to eat and then ended up back at Lafittes for (more) hurricane’s. I didn’t hear any more whispering but by this time a lot people were there and the game had started.
Our last night in NOLA led us to Saint Louis Cathedral at the end of the evening.
We had lunch at Cafe Adelaide before we left on Tuesday. We all wore orange and I have no idea why.
Came home to a great little tidbit about the show and Hottie was mentioned…..go Seattle burlesque!
Last night Discontinued Trim Productions presented the first of two shows benefiting Cat City at PAWS, Prowling For PAWS at the Re Bar. What a huge success it was! A stellar cast led by one of my favorite hosts, Maggie! The fantastic line up included:
Minetta Lane & Violet Tendencies
Moorea Malatt, The Naked Folksinger
Renten w/Gale Force
There were some really cool raffle prizes and lots of peeps I know came out to see the show. Eleanor from PAWS was there to represent and more importantly Ruckus was there with her. I’ll post what photos I have and add more later. If you didn’t make last night and still want to see the show, you should head down tonight for the redux!
Re-bar, 1114 Howell Street, Seattle WA
One of the raffle prizes was a poster by Matt The Photographer
Then, you can head over to the Pink Door for Burlesque Behind The Pink Door, hosted by Kaleb Hagan-Kerr. I won’t be performing at Prowling tonight but will be at the Pink Door. Hope to see you out tonight!
August in Hottie Land
DRAW will be hosting a booth at Rebecca Corey’s event, Saving Lives & Laughter on AUGUST 14TH at the RENTON IKEA PERFORMING ARTS CENTER. She will be taping a one hour special along side Tails Of Joy animal rescue founder and comedy great Elayne Boosler and local comic Alycia Wood. This is a very special event because there will be a dog adoption outside of the theater from 4p-7p before the show. Please come save lives and laugh. It’s a WIN WIN!! Tickets are $20.00 (cash) at the door. To purchase tickets in advance, please go to :
If you make it down, stop by the DRAW booth and say hi! Pokey will be there as well as several other DRAW foster dogs being super cute and working the crowd.
DRAW will be hosting a booth at Pit Bulls On Parade, 8/21/10 from 10-3 at Reber Ranch in Kent. This was a fantastic event last year with a huge turn out and many Pit Bulls received their GCG’s! The vendors were top notch and there were simply too many cute, well behaved dogs to count. I’ve been looking forward to this event all year. Pokey will also be making an appearance at this event and maybe we can find her forever home this summer!
Reber Ranch 29606-132nd Ave SE Kent, WA 98042
Hottie will be performing with Discontinued Trim at Prowling for PAWS! LOCK UP YOUR CUBS, THE COUGARS ARE ON THE PROWL! Discontinued Trim Productions presents two unique evenings of burlesque & variety to raise money for PAWS organization. Shows are Friday, August 27th & Saturday, August 28th. Come one night or come to both!
PAWS of Lynnwood is a nonprofit organization which finds families for homeless pets and rehabilitates wildlife. They also have a cat adoption center in Greenwood called PAWS Cat City.
Please check out their website: www.paws.org
This benefit show pays homage to the Cougar, with all proceeds benefiting homeless domestic cats. To raise funds and help this excellent work continue, we invite one and all to experience two different nights of a spectacular mix of Burlesque, Drag, Impersonations, Aerial, Juggling, Comedy and Belly dancing!
Want to donate more? Bring item(s) from PAWS’ wish list, and receive one free raffle ticket! http://www.paws.org/wish-list.html (One ticket per person)
Let’s add to the fun, we’ll give you one free raffle ticket if you’re dressed in animal print!
Showtime: 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm
Doors open at 6:30 pm
Tickets are $15 presale, $20 door. Presale tickets sold: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/119090
NOTE: No one under 21 years old will be admitted.
Hosted by Maggie!
Friday, August 27th
Debora Spencer, Hottie McNaughty, Iva Handfull, Jacqueline Hyde, Kitty Baby, Lydia McLane, Man Johnson, Minetta Lane & Violet Tendencies, Moorea Malatt The Naked Folksinger, Randy Andy, Renten w/Gale Force and Seraphina!
Haven’t had enough yet? Well, you can catch Hottie the following night at Burlesque & Cabaret Behind The Pink Door
The Pink Door 1919 Post Alley Seattle, WA
11:00 till the Wee Hours
Please call for details
No Reservations / $15 Cover / Recommended arrival time 9:30 to 10:00
I have no idea who else is performing but I know it’ll be good! Come on down and share a martini with me.
What can I say….life has been busy! The weather has finally gotten nice and I have been staying busy doing some landscaping and yard work. While I was out in the back yard I heard the dogs causing a ruckus so I went to investigate. That’s when I saw this little cutie hanging out in the apple tree. I ran and grabbed my camera and got a couple of good photos. Then I heard a growling pretty close to my right ear. Momma was warning me that I was too close to her baby so I got the hell out of there and left momma and baby raccoon alone.
I got one of my cool hats from Topsy Turvy Designs. It’s totally amazing and I’ll definitely be taking it to New Orleans with me:
I promise to get better photos of it soon. Please check out there etsy store as they have the most divine hats I ever seen and they will do custom work for you.
Speaking of New Orleans….I’ll be performing in the New Orleans Burlesque Festival! The producers emailed me and said they had a handful of applications that they didn’t have room for in the scheduled shows. So they added another showcase and asked me to perform! Yay! The only thing I know is that I’ll be performing at the House Of Blues in a late night show after the competition on Saturday night. Check it out!
And finally DRAW will have a booth at the Olympia Farmers Market for Animal Awareness Day on Saturday, July 24th. Little Miss Pokey will be there, representing rescue dogs and trying to find herself a forever home!
From Tamara The Trapeze Lady’s Broadway Follies at Julia’s. By the genius that is Matt The Photographer.
I had a show last night so I slapped on some drag. I decided to work exclusively with my new Stardust Cosmetics products to see how it would work for stage. I loved it and everything looked good all the way through to the end of the night. I have another order on the way and I can’t wait to play with the new colors. Stardust is definitely my new go to make up.
Meow Primer combo
Meow under eye concealer
Meow foundation mix
Stardust blush in Hottie
Lips: Ben Nye Ruby Red with a Make Up Forever red liner
Tip Taupe cream shadow
Stardust Morning Grass
Stardust High Brow
Stardust Shimmer & Shine
Black Gel Liner
Stardust High Brow
In full costume at the show:
and my cool bracelet:
Came across some photos online of a show from a couple of years ago. Dear lord, Willy Wonka will never be the same for me again. Talk about perverting justice.