Hotties, I have exciting news to share with you! It’s so nice to find new vendors to work with but it’s even better when that vendor is close and lovely to work with. We recently welcomed Joy Lacquer into The Rhinestone Housewife family and now we’ve launched our new collaboration – the Jet City Burlesque Polish collection! This collection is near and dear to my heart and I really believe it’s got something for everyone. Available exclusively at The Rhinestone Housewife.
We were lucky enough to have some wonderfully talented bloggers swatch and review this collection so I am going to start with those, then you can see individual photos and listings below. If you are at all into nail polish and nail art, I highly recommend that you follow all of these lovely bloggers and swatchers.
Pampered Polishes – You can see a really fun YouTube video of the polishes being swatched and some quick thoughts and comments. If you like what you see, subscribe to the channel and like the videos. Each of these ladies was a gem to work with and so talented!
So, if you are mesmerized by all the sparkle and color, you can check them all out!
Boylesque – Considered part of the Neo-Burlesque revival, boylesque is the term used to describe male performers in burlesque. While boylesque was not invented in Seattle, Seattle enjoys a vast variety of talented performers. This color is a soft khaki green with warm brown undertones and it applies like a dream. It’s both masculine and feminine at the same time, with a light green shimmer and flawlessly smooth minky finish.
Burly-Q – A nickname many performers use for burlesque. Burly-Q the nail color, starts with a stunning jungle-green base and contains scattered multi-sized opalescent glitter in shades of blues and lime greens. There is a multitude of green/blue and turquoise holographic micro glitter. It’s also lightly sprinkled with subtle pink/purple sparks, giving the jelly polish an astonishing depth. The squishy teal base is perfect for yielding to each of the fine elements; truly dimensional! Opaque in 2-3 coats and 3,2, Oh! top coat is recommended for a smooth, glossy finish.
Glitter Lips – Red. Sparkly. Glamorous. A prerequisite of stage, the sexy look of red glitter lips is one of the most recognized elements of burlesque. Glitter Lips is a bright candy apple nail color with shades of scarlet, maroon, crimson and vermilion red micro glitter. This gorgeous red has a scattered holographic finish that works perfectly with it’s cranberry jelly-type base. Opacity is reached in 2-3 coats and top coat is recommended. If a pink glitter shade is more up your alley, see Glitter Lips’ glorious cousin The Rhinestone Housewife!
Hottie McNaughty – A local Seattle performer, Hottie has been described as the love child of Bugs Bunny and Carol Burnett. Hottie was known for using humor and ‘giving good face’ in her performances and performing to odd and unique music. One of her signature stage colors being orange, the polish made to represent her started with a fire-y tangerine base semi-creme base. It’s scattered with orange and contrasting purple iridescent glitter ranging from medium to large sizes. The more subtle elements include blue, orange and gold microglitter shimmers, giving this crelly (creme-jelly) a fantastically cheerful finish.
Lost a Pastie! – Equal parts titillating and horror inducing, losing a pastie happens. You never know when or where but it strikes terror in the hearts of club owners in the Seattle area due to liquor laws. Lost a Pastie the polish, is a marvelous interpretation of nude encrusted with Swarovski crystal. It’s packed with holographic silver and gold glitter that appeals to the sparkle fanatic in all of us. It also contains a range of ultra-luminous orange, pink, teal and purple opalescent glitters. The nude polish base contains a light blue flash that subtly complements the abundant glitter effects, and creates a truly exhilarating finish.
Neo-Burlesque – Neo-Burlesque is the revival of burlesque performance. Though based on the traditional Burlesque art, the new form encompasses a wider range of performance and neo-burlesque acts can range from classic striptease to modern dance to comedic and witty parody. For 2018 color of the year, Neo-Burlesque was created with an ultra-violet purple base and packed with gold/copper chrome micro-flecks. Scattered throughout is an ultra-fine holographic dust and electric blue flecks. The finish is smooth as butter and in the direct sun, you’ll see a beautiful linear holographic effect.
Pink Door – Whether triple, colored or hidden, burlesque performances happen behind many different doors in the Seattle area. Every collection needs a soft pink hue and this one fits the bill as perfectly as the ballet pink slipper it was inspired by. Soothing and pleasant, Pink Door has a true creme finish and is opaque in 1-2 coats.
Show At Midnight – Burlesque being a slightly subversive form of entertainment, frequently shows were speak easy style and later in the evening. A salute to the midnight hour, this polish is a shimmering, deep navy with scattered holographic glitter and an ever-so-subtle lapis blue sparkle. It’s everything you’d imagine when envisioning the dimensionally deep sky and tiny far-off galaxies, this incredible space blue is opaque in 2 coats.
Stage Kitten – This is the term used for the stage assistants that are responsible for gathering the performers garments after they strip out of them. The true unsung heroes of burlesque! Stage Kitten is a warm taupe, almost leaning mauve. The color looks as soft as a kitten and it’s finish is a rich true creme, similar to the color of a perfect vanilla latte. Opacity is easily reached in 2 coats.
The Rhinestone Housewife – A tagline given to Hottie McNaughty, it embodies everything that Hottie stood for. A sparkly house with a quirky gem-of-a-hostess. This raspberry color is the pink cousin of our luscious red Glitter Lips polish. It sparkles and shimmers with facets just like that of it’s namesake. Silver sparks with a chrome effects are scattered in with copious amounts of pink holographic microglitter in shades of magenta, punchy pink strawberry and bubblegum. This mouthwatering shade is a must-have for pink polish lovers.
If you are interested in mini bottles, you can get the entire collection as a set here for $72.00
Hotties! Over a year ago I got tired of my ridged, lined, peeling and ugly nails. I have always had ugly nails. They grew weird and were weak and bendy and not awesome. So I got acrylics. I loved them! They were long, and pointy and the polish and nail art stayed on forever without chipping….it was great! Well I finally got tired of spending the time and money to keep them up so I removed them.
The ugly, ugly horror of what they looked like when I’d removed the acrylic. And they hurt. Real bad. In this post, I am going to show you how I went from this (taken 6/21/17):
To this (taken 1/3/18):
The first thing I’m going to say is that it’s a LOT of work. I did some research and settled on a routine that I thought would work for me. I was lucky enough to participate in a product test by Different Dimension, their cuticle oil called Boost, which can be found here.
It is described as: Boost contains a special mix of Lavender Essential Oil, Lemon Essential Oil, and Myrrh Essential Oil. Use to help strengthen and grow out weak nails!
Lavender – Helps strengthen nails, antibacterial and antimicrobial properties help to keep bacteria from infecting cuticles. Hydrating properties
Lemon – Helps to brighten weak and dull nails. High levels of Vitamin C (natural antioxidant) nourishes cuticles helping to strengthen nails. Helps with discoloration of nails from removing polish.
Myrrh – Has amazing hydrating properties, helps to prevent dry and brittle nails (which lead to breaks). Has antibacterial and anti-fungal properties
I was instructed to use this up to five times daily, and use regular hand moisturizer and take a photo each day. The photos below and days 1-14 in order of the progress. The only polish I used was Sally Hansen Hard As Nails as I found it was thick enough to really protect my thin and damaged nail and nail beds.
As you can see, it’s a slow road to heal your nails and cuticles. Once the 14 day product test was over, I started adding in other treatments. After doing some research I found a few things that are great for healing nails and cuticles and keeping them happy and healthy.
Dead Sea Salt – Dead Sea salt naturally contains over 20 beneficial minerals, most of which are effective for improving nail health.
Lemon Juice – Lemon juice contains antioxidant vitamin C which protects nails, removes stains, and encourages stronger growth.
Olive Oil – Olive oil is one of the best moisturizers for nails (plus skin and hair, too!)
Honey – Honey is packed with enzymes to nourish and heal skin, and it’s a natural humectant, meaning it draws moisture into the skin.
Using a rotating variety of the above ingredients, I soaked my nails 2-3 times a week for 5-10 minutes each time. The most common combos were sea salt and lemon, and honey and olive oil. Sometimes I got crazy and did honey, lemon juice and sea salt! Go wild! I really do think these helped.
I also found this amazing nail hardener called Quimica Alemana nail hardener and it’s worked like magic for me. I will warn you, it’s got formaldehyde in it so if that’s a no-go for you, you should skip this. Also read the reviews as some people are very sensitive to it. At first, I applied as directly, only to the top half of my nail and I had a burning sensation so I took it off immediately (I patched tested it on one nail). I waited a couple more weeks and then tried it again, but put it over Sally Hansen Hard As Nails and that worked like a charm. I did that for a couple more weeks, then tried the Quimica Alemana directly on my nail and it was fine. I have been using it ever since. It’s fairly thick and takes a while to completely dry but it’s worth it. My nails have never looked better!
I also started taking Biotin and religiously use cuticle oil or balm and keep my hands moisturized at all times. I make sure to wear gloves when doing dishes or cleaning and that has also helped a lot. I also switched to a glass nail file, which has helped to keep my nails from peeling when I shape them.
So there it is, that’s how I took my nails from wrecked to decked! Do you guys have any special tips and tricks that you use?
Hotties! We are always so happy to find new vendors to add to The Rhinestone Housewife family, and we are even more happy when those vendors are local to us! Joy Lacquer has everything that we look for and love. Amazing products that we feel confident using and recommending, great packaging, cheeky and puny names (an extra bonus!) and sparkly. Well, Joy Lacquer has all of those things and more!
We have started with a selection of some Joy Lacquers best sellers, their famous fast drying top coat, and new Sisterly Love winter creme collection (indie cremes are the BEST!) and some cuticle butter balm and glass nail files. Don’t know what a glass nail file is? Well, it will change your life! (and the way you file your nails)
In the coming months you will also see another collection launching as well as a custom collection based on something that is near and dear to Hottie’s Seattle born heart, so stay tuned!
Sisterly Love Winter Creme Collection 2017
Joy – an ultramarine reminiscent of the clear blue sky color seen on a crisp winter day.
Maggie – a rich mulberry merlot, the color of wine enjoyed with holiday dinners.
Anna – a deep magenta punch color, reminiscent of delicious holiday desserts.
Ren – in nature a wren is a lovely little brown songbird, while this color is warmly reminiscent of your winter mug filled to brim with rich hot chocolate.
Mallory – a lucky green inspired by the change in leaves’ color, from the new growth of spring to the deep hunter evergreens of winter.
Melissa – a luscious pumpkin orange color, one often associated with a bountiful autumn harvest.
Sarah – the same soft gray color of your favorite cozy winter sweater.
One Little Unicorn – As the only sparkle in a set of creme finishes, this unique topper is as glittery and precious as a baby unicorn.
The Three of Us – a beautiful pink scattered holographic with flecks of tiny iridescent chameleon blue sparkles.
Classy, Sassy and a Little Bad Assy – A pearly peacock blue that hints at undertones of teal green and gold, this beauty has a linear holographic finish.
Birkenstocks No Socks – a creamy, mint-green turquoise with a strong scattered holographic finish.
Immaculate Reception – A deep maroon polish with a gorgeous blue chrome shift and a linear holographic finish.
3…2…Oh! Quick Dry Top Coat – Your top coat drying is the one time when a 3-minute finish isn’t a bad thing! Our crystal clear top coat is the perfect (and fastest) way to finish off your manicure. The strong, glossy finish has been known to resist chipping for up to 10 days!
If you guys want to check out what else Joy Lacquer has to offer, check our their store!