The Rhinestone Housewife

Jet City Burlesque Polish Collection by Joy Lacquer

Hotties, I have exciting news to share with you! It’s so nice to find new vendors to work with but it’s even better when that vendor is close and lovely to work with. We recently welcomed Joy Lacquer into The Rhinestone Housewife family and now we’ve launched our new collaboration – the Jet City Burlesque Polish collection! This collection is near and dear to my heart and I really believe it’s got something for everyone. Available exclusively at The Rhinestone Housewife.

We were lucky enough to have some wonderfully talented bloggers swatch and review this collection so I am going to start with those, then you can see individual photos and listings below. If you are at all into nail polish and nail art, I highly recommend that you follow all of these lovely bloggers and swatchers.

Pampered Polishes – You can see a really fun YouTube video of the polishes being swatched and some quick thoughts and comments. If you like what you see, subscribe to the channel and like the videos. Each of these ladies was a gem to work with and so talented!

Caffeinated Cuticles – Even more video swatch fun Part 1 and Part 2 and also two blog posts to check out here and here.  The macros are gorgeous!

Polish and Paws – There are some beautiful collages and beautiful long nails to check out on this blog post.  I have photography and nail envy.

Lacquered Mama – More amazingness to be found in this blog post.  Macros, bottle pictures and really beautiful nails to be seen all over her blog and Instagram….check them out!

So, if you are mesmerized by all the sparkle and color, you can check them all out!

Boylesque – Considered part of the Neo-Burlesque revival, boylesque is the term used to describe male performers in burlesque. While boylesque was not invented in Seattle, Seattle enjoys a vast variety of talented performers. This color is a soft khaki green with warm brown undertones and it applies like a dream. It’s both masculine and feminine at the same time, with a light green shimmer and flawlessly smooth minky finish.

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Burly-Q – A nickname many performers use for burlesque. Burly-Q the nail color, starts with a stunning jungle-green base and contains scattered multi-sized opalescent glitter in shades of blues and lime greens. There is a multitude of green/blue and turquoise holographic micro glitter. It’s also lightly sprinkled with subtle pink/purple sparks, giving the jelly polish an astonishing depth. The squishy teal base is perfect for yielding to each of the fine elements; truly dimensional! Opaque in 2-3 coats and 3,2, Oh! top coat is recommended for a smooth, glossy finish.

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Glitter Lips Red. Sparkly. Glamorous. A prerequisite of stage, the sexy look of red glitter lips is one of the most recognized elements of burlesque. Glitter Lips is a bright candy apple nail color with shades of scarlet, maroon, crimson and vermilion red micro glitter. This gorgeous red has a scattered holographic finish that works perfectly with it’s cranberry jelly-type base. Opacity is reached in 2-3 coats and top coat is recommended. If a pink glitter shade is more up your alley, see Glitter Lips’ glorious cousin The Rhinestone Housewife!

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Hottie McNaughty  A local Seattle performer, Hottie has been described as the love child of Bugs Bunny and Carol Burnett. Hottie was known for using humor and ‘giving good face’ in her performances and performing to odd and unique music. One of her signature stage colors being orange, the polish made to represent her started with a fire-y tangerine base semi-creme base. It’s scattered with orange and contrasting purple iridescent glitter ranging from medium to large sizes. The more subtle elements include blue, orange and gold microglitter shimmers, giving this crelly (creme-jelly) a fantastically cheerful finish.

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Lost a Pastie! –  Equal parts titillating and horror inducing, losing a pastie happens. You never know when or where but it strikes terror in the hearts of club owners in the Seattle area due to liquor laws. Lost a Pastie the polish, is a marvelous interpretation of nude encrusted with Swarovski crystal. It’s packed with holographic silver and gold glitter that appeals to the sparkle fanatic in all of us. It also contains a range of ultra-luminous orange, pink, teal and purple opalescent glitters. The nude polish base contains a light blue flash that subtly complements the abundant glitter effects, and creates a truly exhilarating finish.

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Neo-Burlesque –  Neo-Burlesque is the revival of burlesque performance. Though based on the traditional Burlesque art, the new form encompasses a wider range of performance and neo-burlesque acts can range from classic striptease to modern dance to comedic and witty parody. For 2018 color of the year, Neo-Burlesque was created with an ultra-violet purple base and packed with gold/copper chrome micro-flecks. Scattered throughout is an ultra-fine holographic dust and electric blue flecks. The finish is smooth as butter and in the direct sun, you’ll see a beautiful linear holographic effect.

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Pink Door –  Whether triple, colored or hidden, burlesque performances happen behind many different doors in the Seattle area. Every collection needs a soft pink hue and this one fits the bill as perfectly as the ballet pink slipper it was inspired by. Soothing and pleasant, Pink Door has a true creme finish and is opaque in 1-2 coats.

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Show At Midnight  Burlesque being a slightly subversive form of entertainment, frequently shows were speak easy style and later in the evening. A salute to the midnight hour, this polish is a shimmering, deep navy with scattered holographic glitter and an ever-so-subtle lapis blue sparkle. It’s everything you’d imagine when envisioning the dimensionally deep sky and tiny far-off galaxies, this incredible space blue is opaque in 2 coats.

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Stage Kitten –  This is the term used for the stage assistants that are responsible for gathering the performers garments after they strip out of them. The true unsung heroes of burlesque! Stage Kitten is a warm taupe, almost leaning mauve. The color looks as soft as a kitten and it’s finish is a rich true creme, similar to the color of a perfect vanilla latte. Opacity is easily reached in 2 coats.

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The Rhinestone Housewife –  A tagline given to Hottie McNaughty, it embodies everything that Hottie stood for. A sparkly house with a quirky gem-of-a-hostess. This raspberry color is the pink cousin of our luscious red Glitter Lips polish. It sparkles and shimmers with facets just like that of it’s namesake. Silver sparks with a chrome effects are scattered in with copious amounts of pink holographic microglitter in shades of magenta, punchy pink strawberry and bubblegum. This mouthwatering shade is a must-have for pink polish lovers.

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If you are interested in mini bottles, you can get the entire collection as a set here for $72.00

Twisted Wonderland Winter Perfumes Available at The Rhinestone Housewife

Hey, hotties!   Well, we may be a day late and a dollar short, but just in case you missed them, we have some winter perfume oils and edp’s from Twisted Wonderland available just for you! These are super limited so if you want something, pick it up!

First Frost – Red roses, fallen snow, gin martinis, winter fir, crushed cranberries

Perfume Oil

First Frost EDP

EDP

Happy Hellidays:  If you need me I’ll be sitting in the corner avoiding everyone. A big-girl sized glass of wine, a brick of surprisingly tasty home-made fruitcake, and just a hint of smoke from the fireplace

Happy Hellidays Perfume Oil

Happy Hellidays PO

Happy Hellidays EDP

Krampus Woods: A wintery blend of fir trees swirled with peppermint and hints of benzoin and vanilla

Krampus Woods Perfume Oil

Krampus Woods EDP

Krampus Woods EDP

Making Christmas: crumbled wrapping paper, cobweb musk, sugarplum dreams, fireplace embers, fallen snow, & the distant aroma of cakes & pies from Christmas Town

Making Christmas Perfume Oil

Making Christmas EDP

Making Christmas EDP

Who-Feast: To Whoville! The aroma of a freshly baked baguette slathered with a sweet honey clove spread

Who-Feast Perfume Oil

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Who-Feast EDP

 

And of course the Simply Meant to Be Duo

Bone Daddy Jack: Snow swirling through the air accented with sweet smashed pumpkins and wafts of sugarplums and smoke

 Ragdoll Sally: Freshly sewn linen, smashed sugarplums, snowflakes swirling through the air, and just a small whiff of sweet smoke

Pefume Oil

Duo EDP

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Joy Lacquer Now Available At The Rhinestone Housewife

Hotties! We are always so happy to find new vendors to add to The Rhinestone Housewife family, and we are even more happy when those vendors are local to us! Joy Lacquer has everything that we look for and love. Amazing products that we feel confident using and recommending, great packaging, cheeky and puny names (an extra bonus!) and sparkly. Well, Joy Lacquer has all of those things and more!

We have started with a selection of some Joy Lacquers best sellers, their famous fast drying top coat, and new Sisterly Love winter creme collection (indie cremes are the BEST!) and some cuticle butter balm and glass nail files.  Don’t know what a glass nail file is?  Well, it will change your life! (and the way you file your nails)

In the coming months you will also see another collection launching as well as a custom collection based on something that is near and dear to Hottie’s Seattle born heart, so stay tuned!

Sisterly Love Winter Creme Collection 2017

Joy – an ultramarine reminiscent of the clear blue sky color seen on a crisp winter day.

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Maggie –  a rich mulberry merlot, the color of wine enjoyed with holiday dinners.

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Anna – a deep magenta punch color, reminiscent of delicious holiday desserts.

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Ren – in nature a wren is a lovely little brown songbird, while this color is warmly reminiscent of your winter mug filled to brim with rich hot chocolate.

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Mallory – a lucky green inspired by the change in leaves’ color, from the new growth of spring to the deep hunter evergreens of winter.

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Melissa – a luscious pumpkin orange color, one often associated with a bountiful autumn harvest.

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Sarah – the same soft gray color of your favorite cozy winter sweater.

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One Little Unicorn – As the only sparkle in a set of creme finishes, this unique topper is as glittery and precious as a baby unicorn.

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Core Collection:

The Three of Us – a beautiful pink scattered holographic with flecks of tiny iridescent chameleon blue sparkles.

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Classy, Sassy and a Little Bad Assy – A pearly peacock blue that hints at undertones of teal green and gold, this beauty has a linear holographic finish.

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Birkenstocks No Socks – a creamy, mint-green turquoise with a strong scattered holographic finish. 

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Immaculate Reception – A deep maroon polish with a gorgeous blue chrome shift and a linear holographic finish.

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3…2…Oh! Quick Dry Top Coat – Your top coat drying is the one time when a 3-minute finish isn’t a bad thing! Our crystal clear top coat is the perfect (and fastest) way to finish off your manicure. The strong, glossy finish has been known to resist chipping for up to 10 days!

If you guys want to check out what else Joy Lacquer has to offer, check our their store!

Sale at The Rhinestone Housewife

Hello friends!  Just a quick note to let you know that we are having a sale at The Rhinestone Housewife to celebrate my birthday!  Use code BIRTHDAY15 to take 15% off all orders $10 or more, effective now until 1/1/18.  This includes all the yummy new Solstice Scents, Joy Lacquer products, new Bundle Monster stamping plates and accessories and all products that are already marked down.

Enjoy!

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Solstice Scents Winter Update Live at The Rhinestone Housewife

Hotties! Trust me, I know it’s been forever, but we’ve finally got Solstice Scents restocked at The Rhinestone Housewife.  And on top of that, we’ve also stocked the Winter Collection.  Please read on for details – available while supplies last!

ATTIC – Vanilla, Red Cedar Heartwood EO, Cypress Wood EO, Sandalwood EO, Dried Rose Petals

Available in EDP and Perfume Oil

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CASTING SHADOWS  – Golden Amber, Nag Champa Incense Accord, Dried Sugar Maple Leaves, Wood Smoke

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Available in EDP and Perfume Oil

DEVIL’S TONGUE – Chypre, Leather, Fine Tobacco, Woods, Frankincense and more

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Available in EDP and Perfume Oil

ESTATE AMBER EAU DE PARFUM  – Estate Vanilla, Golden Amber, Amber Resin, Cardamom Absolute, Organic Coriander

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Available in EDP

FOXCROFT INTENSE – Decaying Leaves, Dry Leaves, Dirt, Wood Smoke, Fir Balsam, Cedar, Cypress Wood, Oakmoss, Patchouli, Vetiver, Rain, Bayberry and more

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Available in EDP and Perfume Oil

LACE DRAPED SPECTRE – Vanilla Musk, Spicy Pink Carnation, Pink Pepper, Rose, White Musk

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Available in EDP and Perfume Oil

We have also restocked all GC perfume oils, EDP’s and EDP samples.  Enjoy!

Bundle Monster Now Available at The Rhinestone Housewife

Hello hotties!

Here at The Rhinestone Housewife, we are always looking for new and innovative products to present to you. I have recently become a lot more active in nail art and in particular, nail stamping. With a little bit of practice, you can achieve truly amazing results that look like you’ve spent hours on – it’s really amazing! I just knew that i wanted to share this super fun and easy way to make gorgeous nail art with you guys!

Bundle Monster has long been a fan favorite of nail art and stamping. They offer great options in stamping plates, stampers, polish and all sorts of other nail art supplies. Another great feature of their site, it informative tutorials and photos of their products in use.

We have chosen to start with plates and stampers to offer at The Rhinestone Housewife. Should customers demand more, we are happy to expand the collection to more plates and supplies. I tried to pick a nice little variety of plates to start with. Some gothic, some cute, come artsy, a couple of sets and of course, they are all gorgeous and fun!

Here are a couple of manicures that I’ve done in the past so that you can see the fun things you can create with nail stamping:15665379_10211529959623938_2156961335304773651_n16194960_10211893350788490_4147607011670354408_n17554195_10212504526587503_1356668701079116729_n

And off to the goods!

Mystic Woods Nail Stamp Plate Life’s Boutique

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Happily Never After Set Of 5 Nail Stamping Plates

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The Nutcracker Set Of 5 Nail Stamping Plates

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Poesie Perfume Review

Hello hotties!  I know it’s been a while but I wanted to post up a review of a great new company that I tried for the first time, Poesie Perfumes! I really appreciated the fact that I was able to purchase the small apothecary bottles, a typical 5ml bottle as well as a larger 9ml bottle.  Customers love options! The branding on the packaging was spot on and quite posh. Everything arrived safe and sound.

Purchased:
Enchantress of Numbers: clean lemon and fresh lavender, corrupted by a ribbon of caramel and sweet amber.
In bottle: Clean and herby.
Wet on skin: Bright and lemony with a healthy whiff of lavender.
Dry on skin: As it dries down the caramel peeks out and it’s quite lovely with the lavender.  The sweet amber grounds everything with a dash of woodsy goodness.
Verdict: Quite lovely and would make a wonderful sleepy scent as well as a nice soft scent for those times you want something comforting and relaxing. Stays fairly close with medium sillage.
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Codename Madeleine: rich butter cookies, heady jasmine blossom, bright cardamom.
In bottle: Sugary cardamom with soft jasmine.
Wet on skin: The jasmine is right up front and it’s gorgeous….rich and lush.
Dry on skin: As it dries I get a lovely waft of sugar cookies but they aren’t too buttery, they are nice and sugary.  The cardamom is lovely and fresh and it’s absolute perfection with the jasmine blossom.
Verdict: Jasmine is one of those notes that never seems to work for me but this blend is absolutely perfect….just gorgeous! I’ve been wearing it non-stop since I got it.  If you like a nice combination of foodie but but not too gourmand and jasmine with some spice, this is for you!
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Just Like Heaven:  delicate lavender, heavenly marshmallow accord, resinous incense.
In bottle: Green and herby.
Wet on skin: First up is the lavender which is quite soft and cloud like – I think that’s the fluffy marshmallow. The lavender becomes a bit more sharp as the incense starts to blossom.
Dry on skin: The incense and lavender are combining to become an interesting combination of heavy and light. The marshmallow provides a nice cloud of sugary sweetness but it isn’t cloying.
Verdict: I’ll admit that I liked this a lot more than I thought I would.  It’s a warm a sexy scent, spicy but not at all artificial smelling. If you like resinous scents, you like this one.
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Sixties Salad:  tangy pineapple, delicate pistachio, fluffy marshmallow.
In bottle: Very sweet and lightly fruity.
Wet on skin:  The first thing I get is pineapple and a brief whiff of pistachio.
Dry on skin: As it dries down, I get a lemony vibe with the sweetness of the marshmallow.  It’s not listed, but I swear I’m getting a light toasted coconut as well.
Verdict: If you like sweet, fruity scents, then you’ll like this. If you liked the tangy and weird fruit salad that you grandma made for holidays, then you’ll probably lie this as well. It’s light and whimsical.
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Fan Dance:  sugar-dusted tart raspberries, vanilla bean.
In bottle: Sweet and fruity.
Wet on skin: It’s all tart raspberries right at first with a swirl of sugar. The vanilla bean is quite  soft at this point.
Dry on skin: It’s dried down to smell like tart fruit dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with feathery vanilla syrup.
Verdict: This is a warm, sweet fruity blend that smells pretty much like how you’d expect it to. If you like sweet foodie blends, you’ll love this!
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Too Dreamy: maraschino cherry, sweet amber, creamy sandalwood, rich oud, skin musk, green cherry stem.
In bottle: Woodsy and musky.
Wet on skin: It’s all woods and musk at first with a snap of green.
Dry on skin: The is the star now and it seems to be best friends with the musk. I’m still getting the green cherry stem but not really any of the maraschino cherry.
Verdict: If you like a heavier and more substantial blend, this might be for you. This comes off as unisex for me and would be equally appealing to those who like spicy or woodsy scent.  It’s not head shoppy at all to me. Good sillage and throw.
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The Aviation:  candied violets, spicy juniper, freshly squeezed lemon juice, and a hint of cherry.
In bottle: cherry accord liquor.
Wet on skin: It actually smells a lot like the cocktail! It’s a light ethereal violet at first with a nice base of the juniper.
Dry on skin: As it dries down it’s become very soft and quite pretty. The lemon is giving it a nice zing and the sugary violets and cherry is so juicy.
Verdict: This is one of my favorite cocktails and I’m happy to say that this is also one of my favorite perfume oils. It’s sophisticated, sexy and unexpected. If you like a scent that’s not right up in your face, you’ll like this.  I could see this being a great warm weather scent. This stays close, like a comfy sweater. Medium sillage and throw.
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Frosted Hummingbird:  Notes: toasted pecans, buttery cake, warm cinnamon, decadent cream cheese frosting, juicy pineapple, sweet banana.
In bottle: Rich and buttery.
Wet on skin: This is super buttery and rich with the heavy frosting, and the toasted pecans are just dancing around the edge.
Dry on skin: Now it starting to smell like a succulent pineapple that is just ever so lightly garnished on top of the frosting. There is just a touch of banana.
Verdict: If you’re a fan of gourmands, you will like this.  It’s very heavily foody with the cake and cream cheese frosting. Medium sillage and throw.
 My two favorites are Codename Madeline and The Aviation.
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