Astral Temple – Amber, Ginger, Orange, Clove, Patchouli, Vetiver, Frankincense.
Blackburn Farmstead – Blackberry Jam, Boysenberry Preserves, Vanilla Bean, Creamy Vanilla & a Touch of Vanilla Musk Reformulated from the original version in 2016.
Foxcroft – Decaying Leaves, Rich Black Soil, Dry Leaves, Fall Air, Woods, Chimney Smoke.
Gehenna – Red Musk, Dragon’s Blood Resin, Amber, Burning Wood, Somalian Myrrh, Egyptian Musk, Oud
Halloween Night – Sweet Candy Corn, Chocolate Candy Wrappers, Melty Gooey Marshmallows, Sticky Caramels & Black Jelly Beans.
Pumpkin Spice Latte – Sweet Pumpkin, Coffee, Cinnamon, Gingerbread Whipped Cream & A Drop of Nutmeg. This caffeinated concoction starts with fresh roasted pumpkin spice coffee ground and brewed as an espresso. Monin Gingerbread syrup, frothy steamed milk and fresh made gingerbread whipped cream dusted with cinnamon and freshly grated nutmeg complete it.
Runestone – Natural Earthy Forest Blend With Aged Patchouli, Vetiver, Oakmoss, Cedar, Violet Leaf, Dirt, Leaves, Cypress, Spruce.
Scrying Smoke – Natural and Meditative Melting Frankincense Resin, Frankincense Smoke, Vanilla, Sandalwood, Cedar, Petigrain, Vetiver, Labdanum & much more.
Witch’s Cottage – Warm Baked Goods, Dried Herbs, Sweet Annie, Soft Woods & Fragrant Hearth Smoke.
We are so happy to have the new Solstice Scents EDP releases at The Rhinestone Housewife. If you have not tried any of these lovely EDP‘s, you are really messing out, as they are gorgeous! These will be available while supplies last.
ASTRAL TEMPLE – Amber, Ginger, Orange, Clove, Patchouli, Vetiver, Frankincense.
BLACKBURN’S PARLOR – Vanilla Waffle Bowl, Vanilla & Chocolate Ice Creams, Sliced Bananas Smothered In Caramel Sauce & Topped With Whipped Cream.
FOXCROFT – Decaying Leaves, Rich Black Soil, Dry Leaves, Fall Air, Woods, Chimney Smoke.
GEHENNA – Red Musk, Dragon’s Blood Resin, Amber, Burning Wood, Somalian Myrrh, Egyptian Musk, Oud.
JACK & THE DEVIL – Pumpkin, Amber, Spices, Vanilla, Aged Patchouli & Oakmoss.
OWL CREEK ALEWORKS – Sticky English Toffee Pudding, Blackburn’s Parlor Vanilla Ice Cream, Caramel, Toasted Coconut & Hazelnut, Sugared Pumpkin Cream Stout.
RIVERSIDE HAYRIDE – Moist Dirt, White Carnations, Fallen Leaves, Bare Branches, Hay & a Hint of Pressed Apples Carried on the Breeze from Corvin’s Apple Orchard.
RUNESTONE – Natural Earthy Forest Blend With Aged Patchouli, Vetiver, Oakmoss, Cedar, Violet Leaf, Dirt, Leaves, Cypress, Spruce.
SCRYING SMOKE – Natural and Meditative Melting Frankincense Resin, Frankincense Smoke, Vanilla, Sandalwood, Cedar, Petigrain, Vetiver, Labdanum & much more.
WITCH’S COTTAGE – Warm Baked Goods, Dried Herbs, Sweet Annie, Soft Woods & Fragrant Hearth Smoke.
Hello hotties! I just love it when a new collection just suddenly pops up with a quickness and that’s exactly what happened with this Arcana collection. Available for pre-sale at The Rhinestone Housewife while supplies last!
Flowers + Stars
“What a desolate place would be a world without flowers. It would be a
face without a smile, a feast without a welcome. Are not flowers the stars
of the earth? And are not our stars the flowers of heaven?” -Clara Balfour
Adhara: The maidens. Vanilla cream, tangerine, clementine, Nagami peel,
black coconut, and a touch of sweet violet.
Bellatrix: The lady warrior. Sweet, jammy fir absolute with 3 honeys,
honeysuckle, tiny strawberries, and blood orange.
Betelgeuse: Orion’s hand. Atlas cedarwood and blood cedar with smoldering
oudh, osmanthus, brown musk, bacon, and vetiver.
Electra: The lost Pleiad. Pink carnation petal ice cream, Mexican bakery
vanilla, eggnog, sweet cinnamon, and nutmeg.
Miaplacidus: Gentle waters. Sea air, spring water, cucumber, juniper,
hyacinth, lavender, China musk, and 1 drop of hyssop.
Mira: The amazing. Tiare blossoms dipped in milk chocolate with coconut,
sugared rum, French cocoa absolute, marshmallows, and white chocolate.
Sirius: The brilliant. Bright white grapefruit, golden amber, linden
flowers, tart red currant, cassis, and pomegranate.
Stay tuned for reviews!
Villainess is always doing something new and exciting and this update is no exception. There are five fabulous new soaps that we’re happy to present at The Rhinestone Housewife, available only while supplies last.
Ambrosia Soap-Fluffy piles of whipped topping spiked with pineapple, coconut and pecans, and studded with marshmallow.
Fireleaf Soap-An autumnal brush pile – sere leaves, earthen decay, and a summer’s worth of shredded grass – lightly lit with smoke and flame.
Gingerleaf Soap-Smooth bourbon spiked with candied ginger layered over an autumnal brush pile; sere leaves, earthen decay, and a summer’s worth of shredded grass.
Honeyleaf Soap-Wildflower honey and bee stung blackberry, twisted into neroli and lavender, layered over an autumnal brush pile; sere leaves, earthen decay, and a summer’s worth of shredded grass.
Saltleaf Soap-Chill salt water and tea leaves, taffy, sand, and waterlogged woods layered over an autumnal brush pile; sere leaves, earthen decay, and a summer’s worth of shredded grass.
Hello hotties! As summer winds down and fall starts creeping around the edges of the morning and evenings, we hope you all had an amazing summer.
We’ve had a bit of a shake up here at the Rhinestone Ranch House….our lovely little girl Minnie was diagnosed with canine lymphoma. UGH, it was such shitty news to get especially considering the fact that she’s feeling just fine! I happened to feel a lump and had the vet aspirate it to see what it was and BOOM…..lymphoma. After a consultation with a well respected oncologist we decided to start chemotherapy treatments. Minnie is just shy of her 10th birthday, September 24th!
The lovely Julia at Arcana did such a lovely thing; she whipped up a special perfume oil just to celebrate this little lady’s big birthday!
Princess Minnie: In honor of Princess Minnie’s upcoming 10th birthday. Pink birthday cake with vanilla frosting, cassis berries, sugar cookies, pink musk, and pearl musk.
This perfume oil will be available at The Rhinestone Housewife on Friday. There will only be 33 bottles available and once it’s gone, it’s gone for good. These will be featured at $25 for a 5ml bottle. 100% of the purchase price will go directly towards Minnie’s medical treatment. Thank you so much, Julia and everyone else for your well wishes….it means so much to us.
Should you like to donate directly to her Minnie’s veterinary costs, you can learn more at her Go Fund Me page.
Helllllllloooooo hotties! The Rhinestone Housewife is happy to present a really lovely little mini collection from Arcana, the Lady Justice collection. Here is the inspiration for this collection in Julia’s words:
When I was little, my ever-restless dad bailed out of his career in Political Science to announce he would become a lawyer. It couldn’t last and didn’t: he quit law school in his final year. But what I remember from this period is begging for (and getting!) kittens. Miranda was a soft grey kitten named after Miranda v. Arizona, and Gideon was an orange tabby named after Gideon v. Wainwright. These 2 legal cases relate to the rights of the accused, rights my dad held very dearly. As he said, we’re all a heartbeat away from needing them.
Then, this summer, an Ecuadoran friend was arrested in our tiny, 99% white town over a conversation about marijuana. In the ensuing comedy of errors, the police seized a bottle of pure, triple-distilled peppermint oil and labeled it, “Suspected LSD: Sent to Lab for analysis.” (Peppermint Candyflip HAD to happen!)
The Lady Justice Collection is a benefit for our innocent friend. 100% of the profits are being donated to his cause.”
These are presented in 5ml amber bottles and are available while quantities last! Photos courtesy of Hpy from Arcana:
De Minimis Non Curat Lex: The law does not concern itself with trifles.
AKA Circus by the Sea. A cool blend of saltwater, ocean air, rain-soaked
blackberries, neroli, coconut, and a hint of green cognac absolute.
Gideon: Inspired by a spunky orange tabby kitten named after Gideon v.
Wainwright. Apricot, golden amber, and a saucerful of cream.
Miranda: Inspired by a soft grey kitten named after Miranda v. Arizona.
Pink tuberose petals, Monoi de Tahiti, pearl musk, strawberries, and
Peppermint Candyflip: A psychedelic blast of cold peppermint dries down
to a trippy candy center of blue frosting, sugar cookies, pink musk,
blueberry candy, bakery vanilla, bergamot syrup, and lemondrops.
You guys begged and pleaded so Seth and I delivered. Nocturne Alchemy Velvet Butters are amazing…..very emollient and now available in a couple of lovely summer scents at The Rhinestone Housewife. These limited edition scents are only available until they’re gone so pick it up while you can!
From the Nocturne Alchemy site: Ancient Egyptians believed in taking care of their skin, so we created a butter to honor the Ancients and for the supple care of our skin. Each Velvet Butter is perfumed with Nocturne Alchemy Perfume Oil in a blue 4oz jar. These are limited for summer and once sold out will be no more.
Summer Peach: A natural peach oil direct from peach skin and peach pit, created just for this summer in a soft sublime scent of freshly picked peaches right off the tree.
Sleepy Summer Lavender: Imported French Lavender essential oil 40/42 steam distilled – permeates a very soft and beautiful scent on the skin.
Each perfumed Velvet Butter is lightly scented and created not only to quench the skin and provide Vitamin E and natural nutrients, but also to invoke an Ancient time and purposeful time for the self to reflect or simply wrap yourself up in a beautiful, complimenting scent.
A drop of perfume on top of the butter (once butter is softly absorbed into the skin), and inhale (recommended in Bastet’s Garden Egyptian Peach Blossom and Lavender Santalum). Perfect for dry skin and wonderful through the summer months.
Velvet Butter Ingredients: Cacao Seeed Butter, 2x Shea Butter, Camellia Sinensis (Japanese Green Tea)Leaf Extract, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Tocopherol (Vitamin E), De-Ionized Aque, Veg. Stearic Acid, Veg. Caprylic Tryglyceride, Veg. Glycerol Stearate, Allantoin of Comfrey, Disodium EDTA and NA Perfume.